And now for the real story....

If you give a girl a muffin....

....she will want some tea to go with it.

So you'll bring out some black tea.

She will ask you for some honey to put inside.

This will remind her of the hot milk and honey a friend once gave her in Uganda.

She will probably start to cry. 

When you ask her why she is crying, 

she will tell you it is because she has no matooke to eat.

She will probably ask you for some. 

And since you can't get matooke in America, 

you will have to travel to Uganda.

She will want to come with you.

So you'll go online and look at airfare.

She will want to use her frequent flyer miles, 

so she will insist on flying Delta.

When she sees the Delta logo, she will remember the odd-shaped triangular tea bags in your box of Chai Tea.

She will probably ask you for some.

And chances are....

if you give her the tea, 

she is going to want a muffin to go with it.